The  Land Of Funny Relationships

Thoroughly, in the deep, deep depths of the enchanted wood Beth, Joe and Frannie embarked on their journey up the colossal tree. Whilst they were on this dubious adventure up the towering tree they encountered a surprise!

“Look out!” cried Joe “it’s Dame Washalot’s freezing water!” Just as they were about to get wet a tough rope spiralled down the tree.

“Quick! Climb up!” shouted the voice of Moonface. Fortunately, Moonface’s trusty rope hoisted them to the safety of his house...As the children climbed into Moonface’s round house they saw Silky fluttering around the room. When they were all inside Joe thanked Moonface,

“Thank you for rescuing us! We could’ve been drenched!”

“No problem replied Moonface would you like some tea? Silky has also bought some scrumptious pop cakes, would you like one? “Asked Moonface sympathetically. Joe retorted

“Oh, no thank you we just want to get to the top of the tree”“Ok” replied Moonface.

 “I don’t know what land is up at the top today, let’s go and see!” So they climbed up the rickety ladder, only to find a land full of animals!“Wow” exclaimed Joe “let’s go and explore!” When they entered the first house a female baboon started flirting with Joe!As they were ushered rapidly to sit down by the small baboon Joe sneakily tried to escape, but Frannie strictly told him not to. The baboon kindly gave them fresh tea but Beth and Frannie couldn’t because they were trying to smother their laughs at the baboon holding Joe like a teddy. Suddenly, the baboon “Oh, no thank you we just want to get to the top of the tree”“Ok” replied Moonface.ran off with Joe!“Joe, oh no!” cried Beth“She could have taken him to the chapel to get married!” Shouted Frannie

“We could be acting under false suspicion but ok.” Replied Beth (pretty calmly for the situation at hand)“Come on we need to get Moonface!” exclaimed Frannie.When they got to Moonface’s house he told them he would go to the land of super spells to get an anti-love potion. The question is would he get there before Joe got married… When Moonface got to the land of spells he was confused on which of the small shops to go to.“I Know!” He exclaimed to himself, he took out a dusty, yellow map of the land of spells “Ok got it” He whispered. So Moonface quickly went to a witches shop and asked for a politely for a powerful anti-love potion. It was thoroughly expensive but he bought it anyway, Moonface would do anything for his friends. He also bought a large veil of teleportation spell so he could get to the chapel faster than walking.So Moonface teleported to the chapel and the first thing he saw was the priest of the chapel asking the baboon if she wanted to marry Joe. “Joe give her this!” He cried whilst throwing the potion to Joe. Joe caught the veil with the potion in, and in rapid succession undid the cork, moved back so the baboon couldn’t kiss him and shoved some of the potion down her open throat. For one tense second nothing happened but suddenly the baboon ripped its clothes off and ran towards the doors and when contacting with them bursting through them. When the sound of the footsteps of the baboon had faded away Moonface walked up to Joe and cried “That was a fine piece of work you did there Joe.”“Thanks.” replied Joe “Can I just ask, where are the girls?”“Here” shouted Beth and Frannie“Oh, you scared me” cried Joe“Hee, hee, hee……can we go home now?” asked the girls“Umm, I would think so but Moonface, have you got any teleportation spell left?” questioned Joe“Yes, as a matter of fact I have.” Replied Moonface. So they teleported like bolts of lightning back to the tree and back down the colossal tree.