For the attention of the Environmental Department
Bromley Council
Dear Sir/Madam,
I have noticed some disturbing things in the neighbourhood. Some unexplainable things. I think it is due to a sofa, the sofa is on the street across the road from me at 25 Bramble Lane. Whenever someone passes they the seem to be hypnotized. They do not blink they simply stare into space and walk round as if they were in the military. There has been many break ins. Could you remove this sofa please? or come and have a look.
Oh no! they are coming my way! Help as soon as you can!
Come and find me !!!
from Lana Cross
23 Bramble Lane
PWO 4E3