The Slither creature!!!
The Night Zookeeper was pottering around his zoo when suddenly his assistant came running up to him. "Mr Keeper" he panted "there's a new monster running around. It's really dangerous."
"Never fear!" the Night Zookeeper said, "I'll catch it! Where is the brute?" he asked, striking a pose that he thought looked noble and heroic (though in fact it was comparable to a fish out of water).

"Um," said the assistant "I think it's behind you."
" I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!!" screamed the Zookeeper. Then he legged it. Alone among the cages, the assistant was left alone to face the terrifying slither creature!!