The clever, not clumsy calculator

The extremely clever calculator,

Can work out sums in not a while.

It's surface is as rough as an alligator,

And it likes to sit in my file.

It's my very own pet too keep at home,

It sparks out magic when you press its button.

It likes to go play with sir phone,

While I go figure out 'what is a mutton?'.

It is just too quick and snappy,

It won't let me put on my nappy!.

It's a huge maths universe of many numbers,

Sitting there while I enjoy some cucumbers!

By Isaac.k.Mossios.