MERRY XMAS

On one merry Christmas,I was minding my business to a fat man could it be Peter pan? NO it could not be Peter Pan he is not a fat man, HO HO HO shouted the fat man he let the presents go under my tree. Suddenly I had to pee, it was Santa! I shouted then I missed the seat...Ahh I saw an eye looking at my pie. The ornaments fell just like hell. Santa touched the holly, he had a flashback of Polly. Polly is his girlfriend he wished he could see her again bye bye XD.