Suddenly, WOOSH! Something changed it was definitely [Huh??!?!]. My Best Friend Ruby, who was buying some drinks and a little chocolate bar, emerged and looked shocked. Ruby saw something awfully strange. It was her cousins dog [Ralphie] he was wearing glasses, drinking tea and STUDING THE FUNCTIONS OF EVOLUTION.

-"OKAAYY." comented Ruby confused.

I just stared without blinking.

Ralphie stared and then he spoke in a very, very snobby accent "Do you know where exactly the lavatory is?".

Ruby and I stared in silence...

Then suddenly he said, "EHEM! Do you humans speak?"

We just stood in silence...