Previously on the alien who talked...

I step back even more, just to keep safe, when I hear a clunking noise coming from by back so I turn around slowly, spine-chilled with what was happening when suddenly...

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! I'TS AN ALIEN! Starting to freak out, I backed away from the slimy beast, trying to unlock the wooden door. As I was yanking the jammed handle, thoughts came pacing into my brain, of my parents, what if they were on the other side of the wall ? My heart was pounding as I looked out of the crack of the door to see my parents whacking the door to get in, and the aliens hand was getting closer to my face, so I stood still, my eyes closed. And then, silence... until...

PEW! BASH! PEW! As I heard this, I was astonished to see that the alien was shooting hypnotising lasers to my parents, making them scared and run off into the woods. Suddenly, the alien did something to me that I would never think of in my life...