GOVERNOR OF FINCHESTER ARRESTED!

The Governor of the borough of

Finchester (Jim Sykes) has been

arrested, due to speeding on the

motorway, and accidentally crashing into

a car, holding 5 people inside. (3 of the 5

were injured)

The man, when sent to court,

admitted that he was trying to get to the

airport to collect his 23-year-old daughter

from her visit to Spain. As the person was

driving slowly, he attempted to overtake

but suddenly crashed!

His daughter was very disappointed and

had to sit there for half an hour to wait

for a taxi.

Our reporters have met and interviewed

the people who also suffered from the crash and they confessed that they tried to irritate the other driver by going at a slow pace.

There were two honest sides to the story, but we still need to know: WAS OUR GOVERNOR SET UP?

CARRY ON READING THE WEEKLY POST TO FIND OUT!